| January 31, 2001—Alan Greenspan, heretofore an aloof and 
                  remote figure dispensing his pearls of economic wisdom before 
                  the simpletons of Congress, did an abrupt about face Thursday, 
                  endorsing a tax cut, if not the reckless tax cuts GB2 is 
                  determined to enact. The change obviously came a few weeks ago, when he emerged 
                  from a meeting with George Bush with the blissful dazed look 
                  men get coming out of a bordello. He started to walk past the 
                  cameras, but George grabbed his arm and swung him back like an 
                  errant steer. Comon back here, boy! What exactly 
                  occurred there won't be known, but I suspect Bush led off with 
                  a stick, "We are going to get this tax cut through, you 
                  can get on the bus or get run over. No one is 
                  indispensable." Here George's eyes would narrow and brow 
                  furrow in that tough West Texas way. Then came the carrot. 
                  Draping his arm over the untouchable potentate he waxed 
                  magnanimous, "Al, what do you want? I'm the president now. I 
                  want a tax cut. What in the world do you want?"  Judging from the Bushes, Powells (son becomes head of FCC), 
                  Thurmonds (son becomes deputy US attorney), McConnells (wife 
                  becomes labor secretary), we should expect the progeny or 
                  relatives of Greenspan to be appointed to some position wildly 
                  out of range of their experience and capabilities. Republicans 
                  are good to their friends, and it's not that hard to become 
                  one. Al was tamed. Greenspan, whose previous acts were to raise the interest 
                  rates twice to stop nonexistent inflation (carefully timed to 
                  decimate my meager holdings), came out with the novel and 
                  amazing thesis that the projected surpluses were so large that 
                  a tax cut would be needed to reduce them: "problems" might 
                  result from all that extra cash. Do what!!! How about 
                  funding Social Security, paying off the national debt? These 
                  worthy and steep aspirations are suddenly done deals. 
                  Projecting these huge surpluses forward 10 years, Greenspan 
                  worried about the government having to use all that cash to 
                  buy up private assets. Uh huh. Greenspan is unparalleled at 
                  saying all things to all people, but he is usually less 
                  mendacious.  George Bush, unable to shift from campaigner to ruler, has 
                  continued the tactics of lowering expectations, ruminating 
                  about the coming recession as if he could inoculate himself 
                  from the blame for it. As the president with the duty of 
                  inspiring and looking forward, this is incredibly 
                  irresponsible: he could provoke such events by talking 
                  about them as inevitable. As long as he isn't blamed, that 
                  doesn't matter. He now wants to cut taxes, not as a payoff to 
                  rich contributors, but to stimulate the economy; a 
                  notion that no one, including Greenspan, really believes. "Tax 
                  cuts would be better than government spending," was his only 
                  concession to this line of thought.  All these proposals rely on these huge continuing surpluses 
                  (which due to Social Security under-funding, don't really 
                  exist), which could end in a few months, if the possible 
                  recession throws a lot of people out of work. In fact, the 
                  very idea of assuming these unprecedented surpluses will last 
                  a decade, let alone a few years, is idiotic. Ask anyone who 
                  had Internet stocks. What goes up does come down. But George 
                  wants to commit the entire surplus now to encourage the 
                  economy not to tank, and pray that two or five years down the 
                  road, the money will exist. He also wants to build a $1 
                  trillion missile defense system that, uh, doesn't exist. And 
                  put people's Social Security funds into the tumultuous stock 
                  market, which Greenspan also seemed to endorse (luckily not 
                  last March). Once upon a time Republicans embodied fiscal 
                  responsibility. Newsweek's entertaining financial editor Allan Sloan
                  is dismissive: "I think the idea of
                  stimulating the economy with the tax cut
                  Bush is proposing is baloney. For one thing,
                  getting rid of the estate tax isn't going
                  to stimulate anything except the net worths
                  of rich people. Second, the people who would
                  get the biggest cuts—probably me, since I'm
                  in a very high bracket—aren't going to run
                  out and spend. I'm probably going to save.
                  I think the long-term surplus forecasts are
                  very unreliable because all long-term federal budget numbers are unreliable,
                  and committing essentially all the projected
                  non-SS and non-Medicare surplus to a tax
                  cut is nuts. Bush's tax cut is backloaded,
                  and the 10-year period we're in comes just
                  before 2013, when the Social Security crunch
                  is scheduled to start. And if the Bushies
                  think that the economy is crap, then all
                  the surplus projections are wrong, because
                  they 
                  depend on a good economy."  Twenty years ago, for those too young or condemned to 
                  repetition, Ronald Reagan promised a massive tax cut, gigantic 
                  rise in military spending, and a balancing of the budget. It 
                  was a prescription for failure. Some people made a lot of 
                  money, a trillion dollars of banks failed, half stolen by 
                  organized crime (due to ending most federal regulation), and 
                  Carter's projected $58 billion 1981 deficit ballooned to 
                  $220–450 billion every year for 12 years of the Reagan/Bush 
                  reign. The total deficit accumulated from George Washington's 
                  time pentupled, the $3.7 trillion publicly held debt* 
                  remaining means 14 cents of every tax dollar goes to pay 
                  interest on this debt; down the tubes 
                  forever. This Bush wants to do it again. The inexplicably durable Castro weighed in with his 
                  considered opinion, guaranteed to earn him a division of 
                  airborne troops somewhere down the road: "I hope he is not as 
                  stupid as he seems." The White House had no comment. *There is also another $~1.7 trillion of 
                  government debt, mostly Social Security trust funds, also 
                  increasing. Sloan expounded, "A point I keep on making, which 
                  is totally ignored by everyone, was that during the campaign, 
                  both the Gore and Bush budget proposals projected an increase 
                  in total debt even though the publicly held national debt was 
                  projected to go down a ton in Gore's numbers, half a ton in 
                  Bush's." |